Saturday, September 09, 2006

 

Racists. (eye roll). I hate them.

If there is anything I hate, it is racists. And I can't think of anything more racist than band-aids.

This was first brought to my attention when I was standing in line to get into a club, and the bouncer was this big black guy who was obviously not taking any crap from anyone, except that he had this ridiculous band-aid on his forehead. The poor guy was standing there with the white-man's pasty flesh colored band-aid stuck above his eyebrow. The only thing that saved it was that he probably was covering some wounds that came from his latest knife-fight or something, so he still looked pretty badass.

But seriously, who do the white people think they are, trying to bandage the wounds of the world?

Snoopy band-aids. You are a step in the right direction. You may be the answer to the world's age-old dilemma. (though I am not sure if this guy would have commanded the same respect if he had little doggies on his forehead)

Comments:
which is ironic, because his uncle (spike) actually looked a lot like Snoop Dogg E. Dog.
 
(who is a black)
 
i'm the target market for the white-man's pasty flesh colored band-aids. except i'm a girl.
 
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