Friday, October 06, 2006
i hate being so succeptible to filthy infomercials
so i watched this infomercial about the "ultimate cleanse" and how i was probably carrying around a bunch of toxic fecal matter in my colon... and how was i supposed to respond. of course i'm plagued with fear about the layers upon layers of material caked onto my colon. i'm sure it works, check out this review.i'm scared.
everytime i watch one of those damn things i'm convinced i need a new food dehydrator, something that takes the scuffs and scratches off my car, a rotisserie oven, a juicemaker, a golf club that will make me rich and sexy, real estate tapes cause i'll always be poor unlike that gold chain wearing midget with raybans, sharper knives to cut the food i'll never make, vacuums with the strength to pick up all the bowling balls i leave around the house. i'm a mess, i'm not sure what to buy. thanks a lot ron popeil. i hate you.
