Wednesday, October 04, 2006
It's time to hate the Aged.
Not all old people, just all old people on TV. Usually they are trying to do something wacky or asking me "What's in YOUR wallet?" as if they are totally extreme. Well I have news for you, Old people aren't even "kind of" extreme. I hate when old people doing wacky things is supposed by be funny.
Here is a general rule of thumb, when you have an old person on TV there are only two ways to make them funny:
1. if they innexplicably explode, HARD
2. if they fall down and break a hip (It's funny because it is true).
If you are not going to do that Mr. and Mrs. Advertisers than just respect our elders* and let them die in the quiet ignominy of rest homes.
* not the misisonaries.
Here is a general rule of thumb, when you have an old person on TV there are only two ways to make them funny:
1. if they innexplicably explode, HARD
2. if they fall down and break a hip (It's funny because it is true).
If you are not going to do that Mr. and Mrs. Advertisers than just respect our elders* and let them die in the quiet ignominy of rest homes.
* not the misisonaries.
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old people saved tv in the 80's:
murder she wrote
columbo
the golden girls
and remember, if it wasn't for the golden girl there'd be no arrested development.
murder she wrote
columbo
the golden girls
and remember, if it wasn't for the golden girl there'd be no arrested development.
you could look at it that way, or you could think that Blanche took away Hurwitz's best years.
I want to break Angela Lansbury's hip SO bad.
I want to break Angela Lansbury's hip SO bad.
what? first off, golden girls is the best idea for a show in the entire world. well, except for campus ladies. and then they get three comic wonders in bea arthur, betty white and the oldest one. plus they all live together like some stupid twenty-something show but it's funny because they're so old. plus betty white is always telling stories about minnesota or wherever she's from. then there are all these role reversals between bea and her mom--her mom stays out late and has hot dates and is sexually active. it's funny. especially the part about old women being sexually active. plus the entire show is kind of sad because all their husband's are dead and they're about to die at any time.
and angela lansbury is too hot for words. i can't tell you how many times i've masturbated to her riding down the rode on her bicycle.
and columbo is in like three cassavettes movies and he has a glass eye.
and angela lansbury is too hot for words. i can't tell you how many times i've masturbated to her riding down the rode on her bicycle.
and columbo is in like three cassavettes movies and he has a glass eye.
i love murder she wrote (although i find it suspicious that angela lansbury is connected in some way to so many murders). plus, did you see her in the Pirates of Penzance? it really doesn't get better than that.
i've never masturbated to angela lansbury, but Rod Roddy saying "come on down!"? that got me every time...
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i've never masturbated to angela lansbury, but Rod Roddy saying "come on down!"? that got me every time...
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