Thursday, October 26, 2006

 

speaking of beauty products

cindy crawford has this beauty line called "meaningful beauty". wtf is that? what a stupid name for a product. i hate it so bad. what makes beauty meaningful? and is there unmeaningful beauty? what makes it lack meaning? and if i got the products for free, does that make it more meaningful or less?

Comments:
Becky,

I don't know you but I hate your ass face. Go finger yourself, you dirty whore.
 
seriously, comments under different names can be funny, but you've got to try a little. seriously, why would cindy crawford care if becky likes her stuff. she's still gonna sell a shitload.
 
followed by, i can appreciate a good insult if its funny. even a sick one. i mean, that was so un-funny that i'm not even sure if it was actually an attempt at humor or just a serious comment.
 
it seems that someone is obsessed with the female reproductive organs. I read a post a while ago where the author wanted to punch a blogger in the ovaries? now this? were you one of the kids that giggled and blushed in health class when they covered anatomy?
 
but using ovaries in normal conversation can be funny. there's one scene in campus ladies were guy calls barry sugar ovaries after they had sex.
 
As the person who used to make all the brilliant third-party comments on this blog (until I finally snapped from Brian telling me that I'm unfunny and a douchebag. so much for the hate crush. Becky too, though I suspect they are the same person.) I want to say: I'm not Cindy Crawford. Not classy, Cindy. Not classy at all.

And also, the ovaries part was funny. And also, it's from a movie, not a genital obsession.

And... I'm out. It's been fun, haters.
 
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