Thursday, October 19, 2006

 

teenaged boys in nice cars

I like them a lot. they say witty things when they get in sufficiently large numbers that they probably wouldn't say when they are driving alone. they said something to me this afternoon as i rode down that street that goes along the beach. you know... that one that every one likes.

then, when i pulled up next to them and looked over at their crammed mercedes... none of them even had the balls to say what they had shouted 50 yards ago.

cowards.

reminds me of my mission. bunch of people talking sh*t, and then when you are looking right at them they turn all yeller. be a freaking man and own up to it.

i think they said "nice ass, i like your jeans."

Comments:
no wonder they didn't say anything. it was your move. they told you how they felt.
 
brian's right. maybe they really liked your ass. post a photo.
 
dang i blew it
 
i'm confused on the whole swearing/censoring thing again. I noticed in your post that you censored "sh*t" (for obvious reasons, i guess) but then later in the post there was no censoring of the word "ass". so i guess it's kosher to use the term for a body part, but not what comes out of that body part. For example, you also used the uncensored term "balls" (in reference to the male genitals, right?) so would one need to censor the word "p*ss"?
 
in my book, there is a heirarchy of swear words.

the f-bomb
the s-word
the c-word
and the b-word

all additions, summations, or derivatives of the former and banned.

there are low grade swear words, like ass, damn, hell and bastard. i think they are tolerable, and somehow less crass than the former.

i realize this is completely arbitrary. but it's my rule so i don't expect any one else to abide by it but me.
 
I don't want to accuse you of smoking crack, Mr. P, since everyone can have their own personal hierarchy of profanity.

But you're a crack smoker. The c-word definitely is higher than the s-word, and almost always higher than the f-bomb. (I believe there are variants/conjugations on the f-bomb that actually are lower than "poophead", for instance.)
 
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