people in high places are in on the killtaker

i once had a mustache for four hours. it was pretty awesome. i shaved it because it kept rubbing on the corner of my lips which made me look like i had herpes of the mouth. if you're gonna have herpes it might as well be of the mouth. but i didn't have herpes and i didn't want the sides of my lips feeling like i had herpes of the mouth. so i shaved it. that was over a year ago. the only other person to see my mustache (besides myself) was my sister, teresa. but whatever. she liked the movie stick it. so did aaron. after he saw the movie he tried to become myspace friends with the girl from the movie. the one sporting (get it?) a bad brains t-shirt. my friend adam is the only person i know who likes bad brains more than me. he also knows some people in a new york based bad brains cover band called fearless vampire killers. that's probably the best possible name for a bad brains cover band. although pay to cum is a close second. i think this post was supposed to be about mustaches, but instead i want to talk about myspace. the other day, campus ladies invited me to be their friend on myspace. that was probably the second best thing ever.

mustaches. why do people always assume that people with mustaches are child molesters or look like they could be child molesters? if you are a sex offender, you are not going to sport (this time it's not a joke) a mustache. it's too obvious. saddam hussien may have killed a bunch of people but he wasn't a child molester; hitler may have been a vegetarian but he wasn't a child molester. you're more likely to commit war crimes if you sport a mustache. but i'm going to say that mustaches are coming back.