Thursday, November 23, 2006
i hate coconut
1 when you crack one open it's like having some pregnant ladies water break all over your hands.
2 cocnuts kill more people each year than great white sharks.
2.1 i know i hate coconuts, but this is true.
3 i used to work at a grocery store and when i'd stock bags of shredded cocnut my hands would get all greasy; sealed plastic bags cannot even contain coconut grossness.
4 coconuts taste gross.
4.1 that statement is opinion but it's a fact that i believe it is true.
5 jesus told me in a dream that coconuts are evil.
5.1 it was less of a dream and more of my imagination.
5.2 actually it was all imagination.
6 when people order cocnut lattes i tell them to go to hell.
6.1 that's not true, but i wish it was.
2 cocnuts kill more people each year than great white sharks.
2.1 i know i hate coconuts, but this is true.
3 i used to work at a grocery store and when i'd stock bags of shredded cocnut my hands would get all greasy; sealed plastic bags cannot even contain coconut grossness.
4 coconuts taste gross.
4.1 that statement is opinion but it's a fact that i believe it is true.
5 jesus told me in a dream that coconuts are evil.
5.1 it was less of a dream and more of my imagination.
5.2 actually it was all imagination.
6 when people order cocnut lattes i tell them to go to hell.
6.1 that's not true, but i wish it was.
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hmmm there doesnt seem to be alot (any) evidence that coconuts falling on people kills more people a year than shark attacks. but i think if they figured in coconut allergy related deaths you could make a much better argument. also i saw someone choking on a macaroon once...but i dont think he died.
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# posted by 
: 7:14 AM
: 7:14 AM
I used to hate coconut, but now I like it kinda.
Brian, please answer: what are you doing with your hands in all those pregnant ladies' crotches?
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# posted by : 2:16 AM
: 2:16 AM
anyway...back to coconuts. i also don't like coconuts. but i love most things with coconut in them. so i don't really hate the coconut flavor, but you should never just bite into a chunk of coconut. cuz its nasty. also, drinking milk out of a cut open coconut is sick. it tastes like slimy dirt-flavored water. no, dirt-flavored water would be better.
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